When I'm asked to hold a baby
What I want to tell my mother for Mother's Day.
What I want to tell my mother for mother’s day since I can’t actually tell her exactly this. For many reasons. Mom, thanks for dealing with a redheaded child. I think you should’ve been prepared for a devil child upon first seeing this orange mess upon my head and I blame you for being naive, only because of this, but apparently you thought otherwise. I blame my older sister...
aboutagrohl: moist-grunge: TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...– David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment) …oh. This explains a lot. (via eccecorinna) Oh, no wonder I’ve been putting off a presentation, a paper, and studying for two finals.
Beer and icecream today on 420 because drug tests only really catch the stoners. Participated in 420 the last four years. Can’t this year because I live in a town where apparently no physical evidence still proves I was drunk driving. Suck it rookie cop who pulled me over for going 36 in a 30.
sometimes I put off going to sleep because I don’t want to get to tomorrow yet. Sleeping is like a time machine to the next day. And I’m just not ready for it yet. Some call it insomnia but it’s just procrastination
ohwhatprovidence: ohwhatprovidence: one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals i just sent him a...